Just ask any man in the military how dangerous the action of picking up soap is. Although taking a shower only takes less than ten minutes, it is still necessary to be on guard against others, especially the moment the soap falls to the ground. No matter if the soap falls on his own hand or slips to his feet, he can pretend If you don't see it, pretend you don't see it.
Otherwise, if you bend your waist or squint your butt, what will happen in the next second? No one can guarantee it!
I just don’t know if the butts of the male friends next to me are not sexy enough. I have never personally heard of the consequences of picking up soap (does anyone want to share what it’s like?!), or maybe it’s because everyone has taken protective measures. So good that I can escape completely after bending down. But in order to prevent anyone from being attacked because the hole is fully open, I must teach you the defensive posture of picking up soap:
The first move: slightly tilt your left foot to distance yourself, and protect the hole with your right hand
When you bend down, remember to pick it up with your left hand and lift your left foot. This can create a safe distance behind you and prevent enemies from invading. In addition, don’t let your right hand be idle, as it will protect the entrance of the hole from you. Little Chrysanthemum says hello to everyone.
The second move: Throw with the left foot, catch with the right hand, take care of the butthole after practicing the golden left foot skill
You don’t have to bend down to pick up soap. As long as you have coordination between your upper and lower limbs, practice the tossing action commonly used in circuses, and no one will be able to see your little anus. Just be careful not to hit the big brother who stabs the dragon and the phoenix next door...
The third trick: lean against the wall, even if you are an action girl, don’t call her a loud girl
If you are lucky and the soap rolls to the corner, just put your back against the wall and slowly squat down to pick it up. At this time, you have to put aside your masculinity and focus on taking care of your manhood~ Otherwise, you will be more girly when the time comes!
Conclusion: No matter what the situation is, maintaining clear space behind the butthole is the highest rule.
