After receiving the year-end bonus, the peak season for job transfers has unknowingly arrived. After finding a job, how should I resign with my current boss?
Resigning does not need to be like a gangster show, where you throw out your resignation vigorously, then stay under the bosss pleading, and then struggle between leaving and not leaving, nor does it need to be like falling out and not leaving. You are like a heartless person who recognizes and breaks up with someone without mercy. He makes the scene so ugly that we can no longer even treat each other as friends when we meet in the future. Of course, if you have decided never to look back, never to come back to this rotten place, ghost When you accept unreasonable and unreasonable treatment, you might as well consider taking a look at the following 7 courageous and courageous ways to resign, but... you are not thick-skinned or tough enough, so don’t learn them casually. !
#7 Resign using a computer program
For programmers, it seems natural to submit their resignations using the programming language they are best at. For example, a designer working at 2K Games wrote a customized Super Mario Bros. Once a mushroom is caught, the words "I QUIT!" will appear on the screen, making it a bit unclear whether he wants to resign or is preparing for the next job.
If you don’t want to spend too much time, someone can just make a short video and sing the lyrics of "They Can't Take That Away From Me" with the mentality of a humble little person to say goodbye to his colleagues. (Hmm...what they can't take away is his dignity of not giving up for five buckets of rice?)
Of course, there are also designers who are full of dissatisfaction and decide to make his resignation letter a window option and leave it to his temporary employer to decide... After reading these three options, if he leaves If there is no impact on the company and other employees at all, maybe every boss will choose to "contact again" and then never contact him again!
# 6 Resign naked
Sometimes, the best way to prove that you are not taking away a cloud with a wave of your hand is to take off your clothes directly and let everyone check that you are not hiding anything. This is certainly not the best way to leave your job, but... ....Since you have already taken off your clothes, why do you still need to cover up?
It would be better to learn from Kevin Nalty, who is about to leave the pharmaceutical company and start a career in online videos, and share his body with everyone while singing. It would be more refreshing!
#5 Resign with food
If you want to soften the resignation scene a little, delivering your resignation with food may be a good way, such as writing your message directly on the cake with butter or frosting. Not only will everyone enjoy the meal, but the boss will also understand it at a glance.
Of course, if you combine it with a shitty face and a loud roar, and use cheese sauce to write the words "I quit this job" on the glass, it should be able to make the boss understand that this is not what it is. Its an April Fools Day celebration or a TV prank show, but you're actually leaving.
#4 Resign by singing
Resigning by singing may sound more like the plot of a musical. In fact, in real life, many musicians choose singing to declare their feelings to the world.
For example, The Cure, a German group that debuted after winning a singing competition, was dissatisfied with the musical direction planned for them by their owner Hansa Records, so they recorded a pop song "Do the Hansa" that was full of nonsense, using humor and It was a tactful way to say goodbye to the boss. In contrast, Queens wrote a song "Death to Two Legs" and directly told their manager Norman Sheffield to die. It seems that the two parties will never cooperate again. Opportunity!
#3 Stage your resignation in public
If you want to leave but are afraid that others will forget you, stage a resignation show in front of everyone, which should be enough for everyone to remember you for a long time. For example, the guy below sang and danced at the same time, which not only successfully stimulated the dining atmosphere in the restaurant , and let the boss always remember that he once had such a number one employee. Instead, he was a radio DJ who was supposed to bring joy to the listeners. Because he was dissatisfied with the low treatment, he directly complained to the boss on the show, well... now the whole world Everyone knows how stingy his boss is.
#2 Resign using Twitter
The advantage of using Twitter to resign is that you only need to use 140 words to write your resignation letter, which does not require too much thinking. The disadvantage is that it is easy to write it unclearly in just 140 words. If you do not want to resign, you will be criticized. The boss misunderstood!
When American Idol judge Paula Abdul announced her resignation from her judging job on Twitter, it seemed that she did not spend much effort letting the production unit and the audience understand that she had an acting career to pursue. However, a Norwegian online news reporter Heidi Lunde, obviously just telling everyone on Twitter that she had just cleared the table and was preparing to take on another new career challenge, was misunderstood by everyone that she was about to leave her job. As a result, she originally just changed seats and changed work content, but ended up working for her boss. Under the angry fire, I had no choice but to pat my butt and leave.
#1 Resign with a novel
If you are a writer and want to get rid of the annoying publisher editor, maybe 140 words is not enough to bring your writing skills and talents to the highest level!
For example, in order to get out of the contract with editor Horace Liverwright and sign a contract with a publishing house that offered more generous compensation, the famous writer Hemingway did not hesitate to write a 100-page book about a protagonist who elopes with a woman and a woman who The protagonist takes Ecstasy and fantasizes about being the president of Mexico. The editor who got the manuscript was unable to help him publish it and had to terminate his contract.
